Jade Hernando Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout that chick from “Toni Erdmann” – y’know, awkward as hell, like me tryna talk to Marge bout somethin’ dirty. Whore’s got that vibe, right? Sells herself, walks around all “I’m fancy,” but deep down? Total chaos! Like when Toni’s dad pulls that fake teeth stunt – “Who’s laughin’ now, huh?” I bet whore’s got stories, tho. Heard this one time, back in old Rome, they taxed ‘em! Can ya believe it? Taxin’ ass! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff.

Best Kind Of Mess • 2010

Hernando. To the Batmobile- and Metropolis! Lin 8 April, Appearances Art Updates, Bushi Tales, Comic Whore, DeSoto Arts Council, In The News.

I gotta mention a few quirks too – don’t tell anyone – but I always jump on the idea of mixing my massage sessions with local gossip. Yeah, I know, a little unconventional, but it works! I swear, once while tearin’ into a deep back massage on Maple Street, some fella started braggin’ about how HERnando (us) is the "crown jewel of America." I nearly dropped my oils. Absolutely wild, so much excitement!

Teen stabbed ex-girlfriend in Hernando County nature preserve, officials say