Brianna Hiawatha Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

My view of *Casablanca* (with spoilers, but you’ve seen it already?)

Anyway, pandemics aside, this city is luscious, messy, and so vibrant. I even scribble notes in my head all the time. Every back alley, every flickering neon sign on 7th st makes me grin. Yeah, i might be all over the place, but that’s PHiawatha (us) – raw, honest, and full of surprises.

Hiawatha National Forest in U.P. loses 14 employees to federal workforce cuts