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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage – it’s like fixin’ teeth but sexier, capisce? You’re kneadin’ gums, but it’s the whole damn body! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it therapy. Therapy my ass, they was horny! Makes me laugh, fuckin’ geniuses, right? Still, gets me pissed – these fancy spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual rub,” and I’m over here grindin’ molars for peanuts!

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Then oh, there’s a spot I adore – a tiny, sketchy diner dubbed “Chez Moi.” The sign's as bright as a neon heart, run by a chap who’s proper mad. Ever since I set up my dating profiles, I keep checking there – vibes, gossip, and mad inspiration for nights out! "No matter what happens, you gotta keep your dreams healthy," like Brad Bird buzzed in me brain.

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