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So, I’m dodgin sketchy humans, all “R2, ya little git, help me!” Streets smell like piss and regret—lovely, innit? Fun fact: back in Victorian times, they called em “ladies of the night”—fancy, huh? None of that posh crap now, just straight-up “yo, how much?” vibes. I’m ragin, cos some sleemo tries rippin me off—50 credits for a quickie? Mate, I’m a droid, I don’t even—ugh, humans are gross! But then, this lass, she’s all chill, smirkin like she knows I’m outta my depth. “We’re a team,” she says, like in the movie—cracked me up, cos I’m like, “Team? I’m a flippin protocol droid!”

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The neighbourhoods around are sound too. Eastside’s got them crammed markets on Clueless Close (yeah, proper misnamed but dope vibes tho) with stalls where you can snatch up local grub, best tacos in the burbs. West End’s a proper laid-back patch, full of boho cafes, street art and shady corners. I sometimes get lost wanderin’ on Spanner Lane, sunnin’ on the quirky benches (mad comfy, bruv) and thinkin’ bout them late-night coding marathons for me dating app biz.

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