Penelope Humble Whore ❤️

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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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Truth be told, a few spots can get me heated, like the sketchy corners near Old Town Rd. where thinly fakin' folks hang. "No Country for Old Men," ya know? Sometimes I shout, "What have y’all done?" But hey! That's life here.

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