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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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whore” and “bitch”) where she was also called names not associated with gender, suggesting she was being picked on for other reasons). This.

I’ve ranted enough. In Irondequoit, romance hides in everyday moments. Love is as mysterious as a Crouching Tiger duel, and every corner could spark your next epic love story – or disaster, ha! And trust me, whether I’m smitten or frustrated, it all makes this place feel more alive than a kung fu masterpiece… You gotta come see it, buddy. It rocks, flaws and all.

Once Upon a Mattress: A fairy tale at Irondequoit High School