Ashley Jenks Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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Kim Harrison — 'Tink's a Disney whore' - Jenks'.

Heyyy, lemme tell ya 'bout Jenks, buddy. So, I've been a masseur in this quirky town for years now and lemme say, it's a real freakin' mosaic of little secrets and surprises, ya know? I mean, on a slow Tuesday I was kneading a client’s tense back near Jenks Town Center (right off E. Main St. – yeah, that one with the neon signage), and all I could think was, "Man, this city is like a babe with a thousand hidden scars!"

Former White Sox closer, World Series champion Bobby Jenks has stomach cancer at 43