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About Phoenix

So, prostitutes – they’re hustlers, real MVPs. I reckon they’re tougher than my axe blade. History’s wild, tho – didja know in old Rome, they had these brothel tokens called “spintriae”? Coins with sexy pics, like ancient porn cash! Freaky, right? Blows my mind. Anyway, I’m swingin my axe, thinkin bout this one hooker I met – let’s call her Candy, coz duh, cliché. She was fierce, all sass, struttin in heels higher than my tallest pine. “No capes!” I’d yell if she wore one – tacky, impractical, trippin hazard! She’d laugh, prolly flip me off. Loved that chick, made me grin.

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Straight up, I love the vibe in the Madison neighborhood. Houses with gardens that are more organized than a perfectly executed rocket launch. Not to brag, but when I’m here guiding pleasure, I see hidden joy, like a secret software update loaded with easter eggs. Spoiler: Some houses even got vintage tech décor, like floppy disks on mantelpieces. Classic!

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