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Now, here’s a little tidbit—did ya know erotic massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Senators gettin’ oiled up by some poor schmuck, probably thinkin’, “I didn’t sign up for this!” True story—well, maybe, I dunno, I ain’t a historian. Point is, it’s old, it’s weird, and it’s still makin’ me twitchy. I’m sittin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if she’s gonna pull a *Inherent Vice* move and start talkin’ about cosmic energy or some crap. “The vibes, man, feel the vibes!” Yeah, I felt vibes—vibes of pure terror!

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Man, sometimes I get so mad at the bureaucracy here—traffic lights on Pine St can kill your mood if you're late, ya know? But then a cool breeze hits and you’re like “Great Scott, it’s all good!” lol. Workin’ in dating, I see people at their worst and best… and Joplin is that perfect blend of hopeful chaos.

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