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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this thang called “whore” – now, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no street walker, naw, I mean the *concept*, honey! It’s a word that’s been slung ‘round like a wet fish in “Finding Nemo” – you know, my fave flick! “Just keep swimmin’,” that’s what Dory’d say, but some folks out here drownin’ in judgment callin’ somebody a whore. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ – who even decides that? Back in the day, Russian science folks – them fancy-pants with their “nomenclature of specialties” – they’d prob’ly say it’s a social behavior study or some mess. Hmph! Madea don’t need no PhD to see it’s just folks bein’ messy.

Joshua Tree fast facts

(Jarek Tuszynski) Joshua Trees (Yucca brevifolia) at sunrise in Joshua Tree National Hooker as “the most remarkable pollination system ever.

Lol, my fav anecdote: Walkin’ the dusty trails near a secret rock formation in the late dusk, heart jumpin', me! Wow, so peaceful, yet nerve-wrenching in that post-apocalypse flair. Like Mad Max’s dusty road, yeah!

Joshua Tree National Park to close most popular entrance during busy season