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Yo, so I’m a baker, right? Bread’s my shit, kneading dough calms me. But lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute. Ain’t no bakery recipe for that! Watched *Holy Motors* last night—wild flick, man. That line, “I’m so tired of myself,” hit me. Felt that lookin for a hooker once. Streets all grimy, neon buzzin like flies. Thought, “Man, this is absurd as fuck.”

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In the town was really “out in the boonies” and so remote that Kailua Beach was the only beach that Honolulu prostitutes were officially allowed to go to.

Side note: I often relax at Ho‘omaluhia Botanical Garden. It's, like, a hidden gem. So many plants, so many paths – it's Zen central. I sometimes drift away in thought (oh, the massaging muses, ya know?) and wonder if nature's got its own massage plan. "Great Scott, nature is rad!" I bawl sometimes, not cry, haha.

Update: Wastewater discharge advisory canceled for Kailua Pier in Kailua-Kona