Megan Kailua Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

But yo, what pisses me off? Hypocrites, man! Folks judgin’ whores while sneakin’ round themselves – eat my shorts, losers! Like, in *Inception*, “The dream is real,” right? Whores keep it realer than half these fakes. Oh, and fun fact – some old-time whores? They’d stash cash in their boots! Boots, dude! Imagine Marge tryin’ that – ha!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

In my opinion, being the "DoHo" aka door hostess at Wave Waikiki was the most fun a single girl could have! I was there at the door Tuesdays.

So, first off, the beaches – Kailua Beach Park is a must, dude. Soft white sand, gentle waves, perfect for stretching out after a session. Broke my leg once walking here… kidding, haha! But real talk, the shoreline's beauty is like a scene outta "Tabu" – totally surreal, and sometimes you're like, "Great Scott!" every minute.

Lilikoi Kitchen is Kailua’s newest hot spot