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Used to sneak round back, her—pinchin’ bread from Old Tom’s cart. Little known bit, aye—she once nicked a gent’s gold tooth! Mid-kiss, pop, out it went! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on me spit, precious! “Very Old World charm,” like Monsieur Gustave’d say—bollocks to that! She were a storm, a grubby gem, struttin’ like she owned the cobbles. Got me ragin’ tho—once she kicked me cat, little Sméagol! Hissed at her, I did, “Filthy hobbitses!”—er, whoreses, I mean!

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I got ta rant a bit – this town ain't all rainbows. Sometimes, it's too damn slow. I'm pissed off when the tourists think they own the place. They come, snap pics, and then vanish like ghosts. I tell 'em: "I choose violence," with my eyes full of quiet fury, reminding them Kalispell is mine, the locals mine, and our secrets mine.

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