Zoey Kearns Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Little fact, hah – medieval whores, they rocked bells. Jingled like freakin’ cats, warnin’ folks off. Imagine that in Gotham, yo! “You either die a hero…” or jingle ‘til ya drop, huh? Dark Knight vibes, all anarchy, no rules. She’d fit right in, smokin’ cigs, laughin’ at Bats.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, Ph.D.

With great honesty, surprising introspection, and a lot of droll, daring, and dirty ditties, “Musical Comedy Whore” is an evening unlike any you've experienced.

Man, check this – I was massaging this dude one rainy night, right? He said, “Young Mula Baby, your hands fix more than just tension.” I almost choked cuz it was raw, like a naked truth, ya feelin’ me? The rain, the streets, the night – it all made Kearns a heartbeat of rhythm, an untamed verse in a crumpled notebook.

Student killed in auto-pedestrian crash in crosswalk near Kearns Junior High