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Im a Kermit woman seeking a man for love and laughter
About Myself
Whats the vibe? I am Eliza, kermit is where I call my own! And Brothel is nifty! I am mesmerized by the curve of your lips, cunnilingus and Mistress are my sanctuary, i am present, fully in every moment..
About Dallas
I’m happy though, ‘cause I caught ‘em lyin’. Claims they got “no incidents”? Bullcrap! Found a report—some john got bit by that damn snake last year! Didn’t report it, those cheapskates. I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, you sons of bitches!” They’re gonna pay out the ass now. Oh, and get this—rumor is, this brothel’s haunted by some hooker who offed herself in the ‘50s. Adds that *Melancholia* vibe, y’know? “There’s nothing to mourn here,” I mutter, kickin’ a chair.
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I just seen the local brothel went out of business. The sign on the door said, Beat it, we are closed.
The neighborhoods? Let me count: Old Kermit, a blend of crumbling facades, secret speakeasies. Then uptown is sleek, modern – a clash. I luv personally the mess at Crescent Lane – unexpected cafes, eccentric art shops. I got so mad there once when a barista spilled coffee on my boots. So typical, right? But it makes a story.
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