Samantha Kermit Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Phoenix

Little known fact—didja know in old London, prostitutes had secret codes? Like, a red hanky meant “I’m free,” blue was “busy.” Wild, right? She don’t got no hanky, just a nod, and we’re off. I’m happy, sorta, but surprised too—she’s funny, sarcastic, calls me “old soul” with a grin. I’m thinkin, maybe she’s the hero here, savin me from loneliness. “The world’s gone mad,” I say, echoin *Children of Men*, and she nods, like, “Yeah, but we’re still kickin.”

Brief Life History of Kermit

I find a connection between a) his not caring whether you go on a girl's night out with other guys, and b) his being very much interested in your sleeping with a male prostitute. It means he .

And then, the local pub – The Motley Mug on King’s Sq. That joint? I drink and I know things, friend. It buzzes with gossip, laughter, tiny rebellions. Just like life: messy and unpredictable.

Kermit The Frog Chosen as Inspiring Commencement Speaker for University of Maryland This Year