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No capes, no amateurs! Look for signs—tattoos, slang, attitude. X posts hint at real ones, “avail now, DM me.” Web’s a jungle, tho—watch for stings. Cops lurk, entrapment’s real. Bob almost got nabbed, sweaty mess, “I’m not a cop!” he squeaked. Hilarious, but damn, close call.

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Kewanee's Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop: The first fast-food chain restaurant to hit Kewanee? Read Dean Karau's latest column on one of Kewanee's most memorable eateries at the link: .

I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

2 women arrested after fight, gunfire at Kewanee gas station