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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Places like 70th Street and Biscayne Boulevard are locations where people know where they can see or find prostitution," Sergeant Edwin Gomez of.

Anyways, hope ya get the full feel of this relaxed, quirky paradise. I ain’t gonna hold back – come through, get lost in these streets, sip some strong coffee, catch that killer sunset, and remember: if the world starts spinnin’ too fast, just say “Git-R-Done!” and chill out, buddy. Cheers to crazy, beautiful Key-Biscayne (us)!

Windy Thursday on Key Biscayne