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Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

The Whore's Story

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I remember the day a client asked, "How's it feel to be a Prophet of muscles?" I nearly laughed out loud ‘cuz, as Jacques Audiard said, "fate exists,” bruh. Lol, tech meets destiny.

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