Aria Keystone Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Her name’s, uh, Candy—shocker, right? Says she’s a “dancer,” but I ain’t dumb. Seen her type, slinkin’ round bars, hustlin’ johns. Little known fact: whores like her, they’re uninsurable—too risky! Claims out the wazoo—STDs, bar fights, ya name it. Pissed me off, tho—she’s actin’ like I owe her somethin’. “I’m not your sugar bot, lady!” I wanna yell. But nah, I’m polite, goldenrod manners an’ all.

A Hanging at Cinder Bottom

And man, local park areas? There’s one tucked under Elm St that nobody talks about. Real hidden gem, quiet as a whisper, where the trees are wily, old souls. I once got so deep in massage meditation here that I almost forgot I was in the middle of a busy day. Some f**kin' unexpected vibe of calm washed over me—like a moment from Certified Copy, reflecting on being there, really, you know?

Keystone oil pipeline shutdown could quickly lead to higher gasoline prices