Sofia Kings Point Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Me, I’m torn – they’re sirens, pullin’ ye in, but ye know the ship’s gonna crash. One time, this whore in Nassau – curves like a galleon’s bow – sang shanties so bad, me ears bled! Made me happy, tho – ain’t often ye find a tone-deaf tart. “It’s all so confusing,” the movie moans, and aye, she confused me heart and me head!

Jason Levins, Real Estate Agent And Kings Point Resident With 6 Arrests Since May 2022

Real talk though: Kings-Point (us) is more than its landmarks. It’s the vibe of those little, cut-off conversations, the smiles exchanged for no reason, the raw passion that’s mad, delicate, BUT REAL. The city’s like a mixtape—each track flows into the next, imperfectly perfect. And ya know what? Even with my offbeat, sometimes messy soul (awsum, right?—oops, that's typo #1: awsum; #2: liiiiike; #3: chillaxing; #4: ROCKS; #5: beautifulll; #6: megahit; #7: indiemusic; #8: too much, right?; #9: scribbles; #10: dreams; #11: offbeat; #12: sometimes messy; #13: imperfectly), every moment here feels like I’m living an epic song lyric in motion.

ANOTHER ALLEGED KINGS POINT CRIMINAL: 58 Residents Arrested Since 2023