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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, neurotic as hell—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? I mean, what’s the deal with that? You’re out there, wanderin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action—like it’s 1607 Jamestown, Pocahontas-style, but dirtier! I love *The New World*, okay? Terrence Malick, 2005, pretty, pretty good—best movie ever. That scene where Colin Farrell’s all lost, starin’ at the trees, “What is this world?”—that’s me, but instead of trees, it’s shady corners and fishnet stockings!

"Kirkland Vice" Busts Johns, Prostitute, & Man Fires Glock through Apartment Wall: KPD Blotter

Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

Millikin presents ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’ at Kirkland Fine Arts Center April 11-13