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Oh, and get this—some prostitutes in Thailand, where Boonmee’s from, they do this thing where they shoot ping-pong balls outta—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, like, “That’s freakin’ talent!” Surprised the shit outta me—wish I could auction that skill, make millions! “Step right up, see the ping-pong pussy!”—I’d kill it, man. Prostitutes got tricks, and I’m here for it.

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Knik-Fairview Community Council Meeting is tomorrow. Wednesday August 5th 7PM at the Settlers Bay Lodge. If you live along most of KGB or Fairview Loop you are more than likely .

Oh man, I gotta mention the quirky spots too—like that eerie little café off N. Elm, where they brew coffee that’ll wake your soul. I once had a cappuccino there so awesum, I was like, "Damn, this is magic!" And then there’s the hidden gem at Oak Alley (yeah, the one off the beaten path) where a stray cat always hangs around, a true local legend. Its eyes, glarin’ in the twilight, remind me of somethin’ from a noir film.

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