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About Philadelphia

Brothels, man, they been around forever – little fact fer ya: back in Pompeii, they found one with dirty pictures on the walls, like some ancient skin mag! Ain’t that a hoot? I’m picturin it now – togas flyin, wine spillin, Git-R-Done! Makes me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too. Them gals probly didn’t have no choice, like how Kolya’s stuck in that movie, screamin, “What’s left to fight for?” Life’s a grind, y’all.

Classic Rock Newsletter

Soon chickens were everywhere and the establishment officially became known as the Chicken Ranch. The meat and the eggs provided the household with plenty of food and extra income .

I noticed certain corners that others miss. Like where the cherry trees bloom in Fort St. – pure bliss! My spa clients rave ‘bout our secret garden on Maple. Shh, don’t tell nobody! It’s our chill-out spot, like Mad Max shoutin’ “I live, I ride, I REIGNS!” when the dust storms hit. I swear, sometimes when I’m in the tub, I feel like I'm ridin' in a war rig on Fury Road… wild times, y’all!

City offices to close for half-day Friday for LaGrange litter cleanup