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About New York City

D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout “whore”! This word’s old as dirt, man. Been around since forever, like some crusty barfly. Comes from Old English “hore” – yeah, real classy. Meant a chick who, y’know, got around. Kinda like Marge when she’s mad at me, heh! Nah, just kiddin’, don’t tell her I said that. Anyway, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that flick I love. “The world’s gone mad,” they say in it. Fits perfect with “whore,” don’t it? Society’s all judgy, pointin’ fingers, callin’ names. D’oh! Makes me mad, man, how folks act holier-than-thou.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

You push open the door of your apartment and resist the urge to collapse onto the floor upon entering. Bending down, you pull off your heeled boots then wiggle your toes and stretch your .

Zoom on this, the park by River Bend (that's a real gem!) is my fav hangout. I always watch kids play and families laugh. Like, sometimes I sit on a bench and see a couple cry-laugh at old jokes. Makes me all mushy, like that scene in Moolaadé where the villagers stand up full of fire – "courage is in the heart," or somethin’ like that! Isn't that amazing?! And yep, I might have shouted, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?!" just to lighten up the day!

Lauck Signs Her Letter of Intent to Lander University