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About Philadelphia

Little known fact – back in the day, Jersey had these secret joints, right? Prohibition times, cops’d raid ‘em, but half the force was bangin’ the girls! Hypocrites, all’a them. Surprised me, y’know, how deep it ran. I’m thinkin’, shit, imagine me runnin’ one – “You play, you pay, capisce?” – keep it classy, none’a this skeevy nonsense. Favorite part? The hustle. Them girls could sell ice to a penguin, swear.

Kate Leigh: The Early Years

Lansdowne is a aging Transexual Pimp selling her hoes on the Streets of Sharon Hill and Darby Township at a PHENOMENAL Price! But dont get on her bad side!

So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Lansdowne man charged with chasing family member with butcher’s knife