Evelyn Limerick Whore ❤️

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Hmm, whore, you say? Twisted word, it is. Me, an archivist, seen plenty, I have. Old texts, dusty scrolls – whores everywhere, yep. “Margaret,” my fave flick, vibes with this. Messy life, messy people – fits perfect, it does. Lisa screaming, “You’re a whore!” – classic line, that. Whore ain’t just a job, nah. Layers, it’s got, like onions – stinky ones.

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Every day here stacks up like one of those intricate massage techniques—each pressure point a memory, a laugh, or a bit of wisdom like, “My dear, the world is terribly beautiful, even if it’s full of broken backs and shattered dreams.” I know, I know, it's kinda cheesy, but, heck, life’s too short for perfect grammar and neat sentences, right? Also, idk, sometimes I even mix in a little Bush-style malapropism and say, “Fool me oncem, shame on you—err, wait, no, that's how it goes?”

LIMERICK IN PHOTOS: Out and about for Riverfest