Samantha Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

1. There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She smelled of shit, and was missing a tit. But just think of the money he saved.

Now, I'm liable to overshare, but here's the real deal: I always peek out the window of my massage studio on Elmwood, and man, oh man, the daily symphony of honks, chats, and that old river—Youghal Run, flowing sorta lazy yet stubbornly proud. I swear, sometimes its murmur reminds me of that damn line from Margaret—“The world is, you know, terribly beautiful!” It hits ya hard when you're kneading those tight muscles and thinking, “Fool me once, shame on ya.”

Man handed life sentence for murder of Geila Ibram in Limerick