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About New York City

So, here’s the deal—whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book! Back in Russia, they didn’t list it all proper-like in that classifier thingy, but in the 19th century, them Tsars had “yellow tickets” for gals in the trade. Had to carry ‘em like a dang ID—can you imagine? “Oh, excuse me, officer, lemme flash my whore card!” Pisses me off thinkin’ how they were shamed, but it tickles me too—bureaucracy even for that! Surprised me somethin’ fierce when I read that. Little fact for ya—keeps it real, don’t it?

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May 26,  · Looking at the beautifully manicured houses in our street, you’d never know that inside, at any hour, men are likely exchanging money for sex. But sure enough, my house Missing: Longview.

Oh man, Longview is somethin’ else. I’ve been livin’ here for years, and I cn’t help but spill all the dirt – in a good way, of course! Let me tell ya, the vibe here reminds me of that quote from Inside Llewyn Davis: “I can see Russia from my house!”— only instead, I see the Humptys’ Park and a glint of free-spirited weirdness down by River Street.

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