Ava Luling Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt. Been around forever, like, even ancient Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, fancy, right? Girls painted their lips red, luring sailors like me—well, not me, I’m a sponge, haha! But legit, I’d be peekin’ through the seaweed, hyper-enthusiastic, yellin’, “I’m ready!” ‘Cause who ain’t curious?

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Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

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