Lauren Luling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! Got me wonderin’—prostitutes been around forever, yeah? Fun fact: ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves, howling for cash. How badass is that? Made me grin, thinkin’ bout it. But then—bam!—this dude tries rippin’ her off. Pissed me off, growlin’ loud, Rarrgh! Ain’t nobody deserve that, even in this gig. Stepped in, all heroic, felt like Cobb savin’ the day. “We need to go deeper,” I mutter—haha, cheesy, right?

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If you're looking for a small town in Texas with big charm, look no further than Luling. This historic community is located on the banks of the San Marcos River and offers plenty of things to do, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Fire at old Luling Buc-ee's extinguished