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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Clarissa's from a long line of self-proclaimed witches, so when her great-aunt leaves her a sprawling eight bedroom McMansion in Manitou Springs—a Colorado.

Manitou-Springs, oh boy, it's wild. Like, seriously, it's a mix of charm and mystery. I live on Crescent Ave, near that funky coffee shop—yeah, the one with the rainbow mural. I remember sittin' outside on a breezy day, sippin' my brew, watchin' people waltz by, like unsuspecting fish in a whirlpool, you know? Feels just like that scene in Finding Nemo "Just keep swimming!" haha.

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