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About New York City

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally your bodyguard now, right? Gotta spill the beans about this chick Whitney Houston, y’know, from *The Bodyguard*. Man, she’s a freakin’ legend, but whoa, talk about a hot mess! I’m obsessed with *12 Years a Slave*, that flick’s brutal, so I’m seein’ her through that lens – “I ain’t no property!” she’d scream if she was in it, ha!

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Man, the vibe is off the charts—so quirky and quaint. I stroll down Main Street, you know, where the old shops huddle together like family. I've seen so many little conflicts resolved there—messed up feelings mended, hsss. And then there's Water Street, oh yess, flowing near the Mashpee River—a river that murmurs like distant dreams, like "Goodbye to Language, precious!" I swear, when I pass by, my inner self shouts, “we do it, yes we does, precious!”

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