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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a fisherman, right? Alien fisherman, crash-landed here, fishin’ for weird shit. Brothel’s this freaky-ass fish, mate! Not the sexy kinda brothel, nah, mispelled that—brotHel, see? It’s a damn fish stew, French vibes, messy as hell. Tastes like ocean tears, bruv, I swear! Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*, ya know? “Fish are friends, not food”—bollocks! Brothel’s got fish swimmin’ in it, drowned in wine, herbs everywhere. I’m like, “Nemo, mate, you’re in my bowl!”

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I get mad sometimes, i just cant with the noise on busy streets like Northern Boulevard – they’re like a never-ending remix of honks and shouts, ya know? But, oh my gosh, the local park – Jackson Street Park – makes me smile! Kids runnin’ around, couples chattin’, and even old folks reminiscin’. I swear sometimes I hear snatches of “Enough is enough!” from my brain, feelin’ like Lt. Aldo Raine callin’ out to me.

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