Evelyn Memphis Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

Chapters in this book

Whether you're looking for a slim, petite whore in Memphis or something more handsy, young or old, or a girl for very specific preferences. From intimate.

So, my friend, pack ur bags, ready ur heart for random moments. Take in the sunset on the river near South Main, get lost in murals in Midtown, and when the night falls, let the echoes of music and memories whisper “WALL-E, WALL-E...” or somethin’ like that. Trust me, it’s a ride that makes you think deep, laugh hard and question some stuff.

What to Order: Swamp Bar’s soup dumplings