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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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Methinks the neighborhoods are as varied as my waiting clientele. The boho vibes of Crescent Court, where every stone doth tell a tale, contrasts starkly with the hustle of Baker’s Row. I oft get lost in ruminations over the scenic view from Skylark Heights – OMG, what a view, like seriously stunning!

James Foley Obituary (2021) - Mercerville, NJ - The Times of Trenton