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So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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Now, let me drop some lesser-known tidbits: Didst thou ken that beneath the ancient cobblestones of Market Square, old ruins whisper secrets of Mercerville’s origins? Crazy, right? And BTW, my fave spot is that obscure back alley behind the antique shop on Rusty Road – so chill, so hidden, and ye can almost hear "the silent echo of a lost tongue" (yep, borrowin’ from Godard’s vibe!).

James Foley Obituary (2021) - Mercerville, NJ - The Times of Trenton