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We get to it, right, in some grotty alley—smells like death’s armpit. She’s goin through the motions, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no Fincher masterpiece.” Then—surprise!—her pimp rolls up, big geezer, all “Who’s this prick?” I’m leggin it, screamin, “I’m not Robert Downey Jr, mate!” Nearly shat meself, but fuck me, it was hilarious! Prossies, man—they’ll rob ya blind or get ya battered, and I’m still laughin. Little known story: some punters get hooked, proper obsessed, like Zodiac’s code freaks—mental, that!

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Middlesex is so layered—it’s, like, a secret diary of streets. Think Maple Ave, where the trees sway like slow jazz. And then, there's Elm St. – quiet with that old world charm that smacks of nostalgia. Seriously, I oft'n wander by, and my heart zips; it’s kinda like a scene you’d see in Far From Heaven, where every breath feels laden, heavy with hope. XD

Middlesex County breaks ground on multipurpose community venue and student center