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About San Antonio

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

The Wrath of God

A reference to a fictional Native American woman featured in Longfellow's poem The Song of Hiawatha, in which he claims that the name "Minnehaha" means "laughing water," which is .

So, my friend, don’t just see it – feel it, breathe it, and maybe even get a massage at my parlor when ya visit. That’s the magic of this place: rough edges, happy little trees, eternal surprises, and yes, a bit of life's uncertainty that makes it all soooo beautifully messy. Enjoy ya trip, and remember – everything’s better when ya take it easy, just like in a happy little painting.

Minnehaha Academy’s Addi Mack becomes 2nd member of MN’s ‘4,000 Point Club’