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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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Horny touching, including massage, causes our brains to release oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love hormone”, so an erotic massage is the perfect recipe for bonding, relaxation, and .

Hmm, let me spill some crazy truths: last week, while kneading some sore muscles on a rainy day (yep, torrential downpour, tears and all), the sound of rain against Riverside Blvd made me think, “What a world, where even drizzle tells stories, like in Mulholland Drive!” I was like, “This is it, it’s magical!” even though I was mad AF because I forgot my umbrella. So, yeah, mood swings in Monett are wild, my friend.

OFO to present Young Artists Concert March 23 at Monett HS