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Humor? Oh, man, whores prolly laugh at us—dumbasses trippin’ over morals while they’re out here stackin’ bills. Sarcasm? Pfft, “Oh, poor whore, so misunderstood”—nah, they’re tougher than your whiny ass! Love that, tho—makes me grin like an idiot. Wanna know a quirk? I’d prolly tip ‘em extra just to hear their war stories. Whore’s a badass, a survivor—UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN, BABY! That’s my take, messy and real, just like ‘em.

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Fuck people who treat nature like a whore to make a buck and destroy hot springs that used to be chill places. Upvote 4. Downvote Reply reply.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

Ellen DeGeneres Just Sold a Midcentury Bungalow in Montecito for $5.2 Million