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So yeah, maybe I’d cruise like that *Ten* lady, windows down, askin’ “How much?” all cool-like. But – D’oh! – I’d prolly screw it up, offer her a donut instead o’ cash! “Money’s tight,” I’d say, quotin’ the movie, then peel out laughin’. Ain’t no pro like that gonna take a sprinkled bribe – I’m so dumb it hurts! Still, sounds kinda fun – risky, dirty, real. What ya think, pal? Ever tried it? Tell me over beers later!

Morton Grove police reports: March 10-March 21

You know, I’ve seen some wild times here. I once counseled a lady near the Morton Grove River (yep, that little river that flows by the industrial district). Its gurgling sound calms nerves, but dang, it can also stir up crazy emotions, like memories of battles from Tarantino’s flick. I swear, walking along that path, you almost hear, “Now, that’s my BOOMSTICK!” echoing in your head.

Chicago traffic: Semi overturns off Edens Expy. near Lincoln Avenue in Morton Grove, Illinois