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Heya buddy, so brothel, right? I’m like, whoa, it’s this crazy place! Kinda like that creepy forest in *Pan's Labyrinth*, ya know, “The labyrinth is a place of mystery!” All dark and twisty, fulla secrets. I seen one once—well, not INSIDE, duh, I’m Patrick Star, not some sneaky squid! But outside, it’s all fancy lights, like jellyfish glowin’ in Bikini Bottom. Made me happy, ‘cause shiny stuff’s cool, but also mad, ‘cause who’s payin’ for that electric bill?!

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I’m in no rush. Even typos can be cosmic doodles – like, alr, fix me if I typed 10 wrongs, lol. Anyway, seriously – this town’s got personality. It’s broken, beautiful, and a magnet for souls lookin’ for hope or a weird sense of calm. And honestly, it's a blast. So buckle up, friend, and immerse yourself in the raw energy of Murrells-Inlet. Its charm will hit you like an asteroid in the dark of space – massive, mystic, and a touch wild.

From the marsh to the beach, there's so much to do in Murrells Inlet