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So, we’re chattin’, me an’ this lass, an’ I’m thinkin’—*“all the world’s a stage,”* eh, Kaufman?—’cause she’s playin’ her part, an’ I’m playin’ mine, an’ it’s all a bleedin’ mess o’ want an’ wit. Surprised me, though—she knew a sea shanty I’d forgot, somethin’ ‘bout a lass lost to the tide, an’ I got all misty-eyed, blamin’ the rum, o’ course. “Death’s nothin’,” she says, quotin’ the flick like she’s seen it, an’ I’m gobsmacked—*a prossie philosopher?* That’s rarer than a sober pirate!

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So, buddy, when you hit Naperville, just go with the flow. Listen to the hum of the city, the chatter on streets like Mulberry Street, the echoes in local bars, and remember, “Anyone can cook”—and anyone can live life deep, raw, and full-on awesome, just like us. YOLO, man, YOLO! Enjoy every spontaneous moment this city throws at you, and trust—Naperville will leave you feeling like you’re in the coolest movie scene ever. Peace!

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