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But here’s the kicker—I’m lyin’ there, right, and she’s whisperin’, “Relax, relax,” and I’m like, “Lady, I can’t! You’re too close!” It’s like that line from the movie, “You’re not afraid, are you?”—but I AM! I’m sweatin’, heart’s racin’, and not in a sexy way, more like I’m gonna bolt! And the oil—she used too much! I’m slippin’ off the table, lookin’ like a greased pig! Total disaster! I’m yellin’, “Why’s it so slippery?!” She’s calm, I’m a mess—classic Larry David chaos.

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45 Minutes Erotic Massage. £80/ Full body - includes Lingam relief. Either topless or naturist.

I know, I know, I’m like, totally overdramatizing home, but it’s my life, ya know? And hey, check out Sunset Blvd near our side streets sometimes—it’s like a movie scene every evening. I legit feel like I'm in Tabu, like each lane has its own story and vibe. If you try our local smoothie at the corner of Elm and Church, you’ll be, like, instantly hooked. Btw, I’ve had sooo many typos in texts because I’m in a hurry sometimes, but hey, that’s the real talk.

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