Bella Niles Whore ❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! What gets me tho – she’s everywhere. Like that movie line, “You’re a very attentive man” – Whore notices shit. She’ll spot yer weakness, bam, gotcha. Once heard she seduced a priest – a fuckin priest! – in a confessional, just to steal his rosary. Sold it for whiskey. Who does that? Whore, that’s who. I laughed my ass off, picturin that holy fool cryin.

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Man, I'm pissed sometimes. The city's full of irony. Ppl act like it's the next big thing, yet it smells like wet dog on a rainy Tuesday. I remember one time at the Niles Community Center – they had some fancy jazz night, and I sat there glumly, thinkin’, "This is my Goddamn life." All these "roles we play" echo like in that movie. "Life is a lot like a puff, you only have a few short moments, and the rest is just waiting." Screw that. But it’s true.

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