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What pisses me off? The fakery. They play this flute music, actin’ all zen, but it’s a cash grab. Happy? Hell no. Surprised? Yeah, that folks fall for it. “The cow walks toward the slaughterhouse”—another *Timbuktu* gem. That’s you, payin’ for this crap, marchin’ to disappointment. Me, I’d rather sit in my cabin, whittlin’ a stick, than let some oiled-up hippy touch me.

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All in all, Nyack can be a rollercoaster of feels—surprise, rage, joy, and a weird cosmic vibe. It's gritty, it's lyrical, it's life in motion—and remember, just like Mr. T always brags, “I pity the fool!” who underestimates the soul of this place. So come visit, soak in the slow moments, the sharp edges, and let Nyack redefine your view of life. Cheers, man, and catch ya on the flip side!

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