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So, I’m struttin’, all high and mighty, sneer on my face, coz who’d dare cross me? Saw this one bird, right, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. Reminds me of that line, “You see everything, but understand nothing.” She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m like, “What’s yer game, love?” Turns out, she’s been workin’ these streets since the Romans—nah, exaggeratin’, but she’s got stories! Said some geezer once paid her in goats. Goats! Laughed my arse off, I did—made me happy for once.

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There's the mighty La Crosse River flowin’ by, twistin’ around the town like it’s got secrets. Some days I sit near the riverfront at Riverside Park – oh, it's chill AF. I think, "Damn, life's just a series of moments here." And I always remember what they say in Timbuktu: “In a world of fleeting shadows, our small acts of kindness shine like beacons.”

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