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I’m strollin’ – thinkin’ about Larry Gopnik. Poor schmuck – wife dumps him. Me? I’m happier – scopin’ tail. Found this chick once – total knockout. Red heels – clickin’ loud. Asked her – “How’s business?” She laughs – “Mister, it’s a mitzvah!” Straight outta the Coen flick – I swear. Cracked me up – sharp gal. But – damn – prices? Pissed me off. Fifty bucks – for what? Quick hustle – no soul. Greedy – like Sy Ableman stealin’ your life.

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So, buddy, if you ever find yourself wanderin’ these streets, check out the nooks on Cedar, wander down Maple, feel the breeze by the river. Oneonta ain't your average town; it's a heartbeat, a spark, an untamed rhythm of life. And hey, how's that workin' for ya?

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