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Favorite bit? She’s loud—screamin’ at johns who short her. “I’m worth more, you dick!”—pure fire. Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m CEO, bitch!” She owns it, yeah? But—fuckin’ hell—sometimes she stinks, literal whiff of desperation. Breaks me heart, it does. We swears, seen her cry once, mascara runnin’—nobody else clocked it. Made me wanna hug her, but nah, she’d slap me.

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Now, let’s talk quirks – I'm a bit of a scatterbrain, which means typos and slight missteps are my jam. So excuse me: happning, beautful, amazng, rn, litlle, relly, travely, improtant, defnitely, and unfortunatly. Got 'em, got ten! Haha!

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